Angelina Jolie wears super-expensive gold sunglasses, thus she is evil



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Remember these weeks-old photos of Angelina Jolie, Brad and the kids? Yeah, the tabloids are still dining out on them. According to In Touch Weekly, while Angelina was walking in New Orleans with her family, she was wearing an item that makes every single good thing she does null and void. What was this mysterious item? A vial full of the blood of unicorns? A t-shirt that referenced a "puddle of HIV" perhaps? No! She was wearing expensive sunglasses, likely something that was sent to her free of charge:
For someone so outspoken about her nonchalance for fancy material items, Angelina Jolie's sunglasses certainly beg to differ. Her Limited Edition Gold Collection Dolce & Gabbana frames are plated in 18-karat gold and cost $580! (Um, that could probably feed the refugees she just visited in Tunisia!).
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Bitchy. Hilariously bitchy. I would like to know the price of everything else she's wearing, because I suspect it's all pretty budget. It looks budget. That skirt looks like a TJ Maxx reject and the sweater looks Goodwill. But I digress! How dare Angelina wear gold sunglasses?!? She should be wearing a sack cloth in a refugee camp and healing people with magic gerbils.
Meanwhile, Brad and Angelina went to see God of Carnage last night in LA – they both looked like hell, and you can see the photos here. I love her coat, but even a Brangeloonie like me is wondering what the hell is going on with her, because she looks so rough.
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Photos courtesy of Fame.






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